Q: Why did the giraffe get bad grades? How is a girlfriend like a laxative? Q: Did you hear about the paper boy? Q: What do you call an unpredictable, out of control photographer? Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? A: The month of March! Getting down and dirty with your hoes. A: Dinners on me Q: Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean? Funny Adult Joke 101 What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? Q: Why was the black baby crying? Since I've pulled myself together, I can pass on a few. Q: Why does Dracula consider himself a good artist? Funny Adult Joke 23 How are women and linoleum floors alike? Q: What did the alien say to the garden? What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? A: He pulled a muscle Q: Did you hear about the carrot detective? How many ears did Davy Crockett have? A: Because the cow has the utter. Right where you left him. Q: How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You swerve around the pothole. Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Because he was too far out man! They both circle Uranus looking for Black Holes. Ben Hur over the table! Q: Why can't a leopard hide? Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Here to the right are Frosty the Snowman and James 'Walking in the Air', with Aled Jones doing the singing. A: Because they have their own scales. Funny Adult Joke 17 Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed? Funny Adult Joke 15 Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London? What do space cows say? Q: Did you hear about the new Johnny Depp movie?.
A guy will actually search for a golf ball. A: He had a fang-ache. The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large. Throw in a job application. What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Never miss a chance to see the Snowman on T.
What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? Q: What do you call an illegally parked frog? Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. Q: Why was the girl afraid of the vampire? Q: Why are frogs so happy? Q: What do you call a South American girl who is always in a hurry? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus. Q: What do priests and Mcdonalds have in common? The hero always gets his man in the end. What's a Lepers favorite sport? What do you comb a rabbit with? A: Because the slow ones are in jail. Q: What do u call a bunny with a bent dick? Funny Adult Joke 19 Do you know how to eat a frog? Q: What kind of emotions do noses feel? Q: What do you call a bear with no socks on? Don't ask her out again. What do you call a man who comes through a student letterbox? A: The lights out, how can u count them? What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? But of course the jokes are very funny, so you might not be able to control your laughter. Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? So the man goes over to the table and 2 minutes later the horse is rolling around on the floor laughing its head off.
Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? Q: Why did the boy eat his homework? Mick, The clever joke and the skeleton did crack me up. Q: What did a sign say outside the pet shop? When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. Q: Whats the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower? A: the alpha bet Q. Q: What do you call an 80s synth pop band with a scoop of ice cream? Q: Did you hear the joke about the germ? Q: Who can shave 10 times a day and still have a beard? Q: Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off? Q: Did you hear about that new broom? Q: Did you hear about the calendar thief? Your so black tar calls you baby. Q: How does a girl vampire flirt? Funny Adult Joke 61 What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A: A drill sergeant Q: What did the triangle say to the circle? Funny Adult Joke 14 Did you hear about the new Exorcist Movie? Q: Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs? What can a lifesaver do for a woman a man can't? With your sence of humor as good as mine, you don't suppose we could be related? Hey, I changed my password to incorrect because if I forget, it would say your password is incorrect! Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time? Found out I had my gloves on. A: Sherbet Q: What do you call a dentist in the army? The first time he tried it, he got sick, and the second time, his hat blew off and he just quit. He eats, and then he sticks his finger up his ass.
A: You get a picture of Robert Mugabe. The barman replied oh he comes in here every so often and if you can make him laugh you get the gold. The World's Smallest Snowman David Cox created the world's smallest snowman at the National Physical Laboratory in West London. A: Reports say it was due to too many strokes. The beans keep falling through the grill. What do you call dangerous precipitation? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
Q: Where do vampires keep their money? A: They sit next to their fans. Funny Adult Joke 76 What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? A: In case they get a hole in one! A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street! Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? Q: How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire? These jokes are all politically incorrect and obnoxious. A rumor Funny Adult Joke 70 What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? What did the sanitary napkin say to the fart? A: Pick him up and suck on his cock! A: They think the smell is coming from the outside. Q: Why do black men have bigger penises than white men? The American picks up the Mexican and throws him out the window. I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.
A: Because it had too many problems. Push it aside and keep on eating… Funny Adult Joke 93 What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting? A: An offer you can't understand. Q: What do you call a group of blacks in the ocean? Q: Why are there more black folk than Indians? Cuatro Cinco ----- how do you stop a mexican from robbing your house? When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. A: A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks every night! It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth. Sticks it in Olive Oyl.