You sound better with your mouth closed. × Ad Blocker Detected We've noticed you're currently running ad blocking software. Let's make like a tree, and produce fruit! I wish we worked together so we could hate the same coworkers. WatchMojo is a leading producer of reference online video content, covering the People, Places and Trends you care about. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.
It takes a lot of skill to create a sarcastic quip or comeback on the spot. I may be drunk, miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. You are mostly unarmed for such situations and it feels so not good. Good story, but in what chapter do you shut the fuck up? Can you die of constipation? It started out as a hobby and one thing lead to another, here we are now. Sometimes, ignorance is a bliss. I still love the jokes you have on this website! You mean you don't know I've a dog?! If you are a creator, actor, a musician in a band or someone who is putting any kind of content out into the world you will receive criticism from others. Wait for the Winter Olympics?? If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.
Remember that time I said I thought you were cool? Let me ask you this then officer. You've the same name as my dog! Can I ignore you some other time? You have a face only a mother could love. Mostly, they just like to act smart. Thank you for your contribution to society. You always bring me so much joy—as soon as you leave the room. If I said anything to offend you it was purely intentional Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome You don't have to say anything.
Bad idea in your case. They pretend to pay me. Our goal is to create simple tutorials and beautiful quotes for the average user. Some of the content is copyrighted to Geckoandfly. To say that it's nice would be a terrible lie. Light travels faster than sound. Gee, you remind me of him.
Join as we count down our picks for the top 10 movie comeback lines. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. I forgot I only exist when you need something. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so. Gee, the dress she's wearing sure looks nice.
You're still taller than my sausage dog! I'll continue to update this page often. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away. Avoid making your own work life miserable when it is stressful enough, especially financially. I work so I can afford the amount of alcohol required to continue going to work. Who knows what happened to the other 10 percent. You should be able to figure out when to use the sentence in italics then.
Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties? The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility. Maybe when he woke up finally, he wasn't ever the same again. Nothing brightens up a room like your absence. Looks like the skills I've passed down to you have paid off after all. In my book, it is noble deed, as noble as if not more, than praying to God right before your exams.
It's okay to feel what you are. It is always wise to weed out the people who are just there to fulfill their own motives. Though sarcasm may be funny, it may also hurt many people, so use it wisely. You could hurt him, you know! How could you do that?! Most of all, no one likes a suck-up. Probably his father had to work long hours day and night just to keep him alive. Bad idea in your case.
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